You can just refer to me as Yanni, no need for anything fancy. I possess an extraordinary ability to tickle people's funny bones! I am armed with my eyes and my smile! Welcome to my room, the ultimate oasis for your relaxation! I'm here to squeeze every drop of joy out of this crazy thing called life! My motto is: Why waste your breath cursing the darkness when you can just light a candle? It's a win-win situation! Join me on this adventure as we explore our endless possibilities. Just give that gigantic, never-ending yellow button a push and let's meet up on the other side!
